Welcome to the Bridge of Death
Hi Ye All!
We have had some guests that are no longer welcome.
Really annoyin' Spiders, Pixies And Mimics, they were. Yuack!
Ye must now have yer own key to be able to change anything.
Feer not, ye figger it out how to dooit.
If ye need an key ye just let me kno'.
If ye doon't kno' how to reach me yer out of luck.
Yer almighty Zem